Sacred Haven of Debauchery

But long ago, back in college...

A class reunion is when you get together at least five, or better yet, ten years later, to show off to each other about which college you graduated from and who became a manager at McDonald's, and who became an office drone; who got married, how your high school sweetheart is doing, and whether you have a chance to hit on her now, charming her with your millions and beer belly. Because what you had before was just aimless drinking among young guys.