I've been laughing for a couple of minutes now.
I think I'll wake up tomorrow, read it again, and it will still be funny.

But seriously, I think there might be several people behind that account.
herolwy was on my World Cup team for Armageddon's Blade, I chatted with him a lot for a while, helped him set up his stream, and I had the feeling several times that I was talking to a new person who had no idea what we were talking about before...
So, "i always do it" doesn't even necessarily mean that "herolwy always does it."