What are you eating right now?

well, people usually gain weight from sedentary jobs, so this point can be explained. you probably spent time walking in the forest, building birdhouses, checking dens for bears, helping hedgehogs collect mushrooms and berries, cleaning up rotting debris, putting fallen chicks back in their nests, thwarting the schemes of evil wolves and foxes, protecting rabbits, and brewing a concoction from pine cones.