A serious conversation.

1. The body must suffer in the name of saving the soul.
2. Material values are inherently sinful.
3. Woman is the bearer of original sin.
4. Sex is a creation of the devil. It can only be practiced on certain days, in only one position, and only for the purpose of procreation, with no pleasure allowed.
5. Patience and humility are the foundation of life. One must not resist violence and evil; everything is God's will.