"As I was passing by the station, my hat blew off," yes.
It's scary to even imagine what this cultist is telling them:
But Esenin was definitely the unluckiest:
Performed by actor Bezrukov, of course.
Even in his last, worst years, Sergei Alexandrovich couldn't get that drunk.
However, it seems this is an alternate universe where he has completely switched from vodka to cocaine. And he just can't stop snorting...