Niemand
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A sad psychotherapist sits in his office. A patient enters:
- Hello, doctor.
- Come in.
- Doctor, I feel like I'm a complete nobody.
- Yes, that's true.
- Lately, I've noticed that my life is completely meaningless.
- I completely agree with you.
- Perhaps I should end my life.
- I think that would be an absolutely correct decision.
The patient opens the window and jumps down.
The doctor, melancholically:
- Splat.
- Hello, doctor.
- Come in.
- Doctor, I feel like I'm a complete nobody.
- Yes, that's true.
- Lately, I've noticed that my life is completely meaningless.
- I completely agree with you.
- Perhaps I should end my life.
- I think that would be an absolutely correct decision.
The patient opens the window and jumps down.
The doctor, melancholically:
- Splat.