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The most successful and decisive Orcish strategy in history, considering all 3.5 times it has been used in this universe.
Going second in the first verse, against a "poopochuvak" who procced Silva in the early game and accumulated a million "poop" by the late game. I played a good Orchid and spent my last evolution on Lloyd to counter at least one of the evil Orchid's puppets – only now I realized that it was a noob move, because he will use it to kill my bear, kill the first puppet, and free up slots for new ones. Oh well – at least he used them right away and couldn't harm me with them later.
I fended off the vengeful twin, fended off the fat insta-Shiro, fended off Noah, and destroyed his face. Every turn: sub-stick, HB, suicidal flower, Hamelein on "poop," Noah = new Lloyd, new ward, new heal. The puppet healed 12 HP, through Silva's storms and pings, and blocked all his finishers. I did the right thing by throwing in a legendary, not the silver Shiros I was initially thinking about, which seemed to have a better ward. "Pay to win," after all. It must be frustrating to get a ward and heal every turn when you're just a little short of finishing me off each time.