Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I've completely lost it. This time, I decided to try getting a manicure with a design for the first time in my life (you know, the kind where they apply a polish that can last for months, only needing minor adjustments as the nails grow). Of course, there were some adventures along the way, which are now normal for me. First, they did one version that started peeling off within a day. Today, they redid it using a more reliable technique (previously, they used a gentle approach because my nails are already strong, and there's no need to thicken them further). We'll see how it turns out.
Now I'm walking around with these nails.

What's next? Will I stop playing games and start indulging in all sorts of girly stuff, doing whatever it is they do, and have kids?