Shadowverse

Runic leader - Caliostro. Hmm, yeah.

Yeah, they barely picked one of the worst options. We were hoping for Magis with Revan... I hope they don't make the shadows Danae.

But Valder would be better.

Not better. He gets boring quickly.

At least Valder is amusing at times and fits into the "husbando tier," which is very limited in Sylvan.

The birdman also fits there. And I think he meets your criteria quite well.