Homebody hikikomorii*
Let's be honest. First, hikikomorii in Russia aren't NEETs living off their parents. This is Russia. Here, you need to work.
We're no longer 20, and a beard is just a matter of how often you shave (and the sideways glance from your boss). We have money.
Some. Some more (and even occasionally honk in traffic jams). Some less.
Added 24 minutes later
While looking for this pasta, I came across another funny thing:
Oh! And your son is already 30, and he's still living off you? What kind of hikikomorii are you talking about? Is he, what, mentally challenged?
Where do we end up when we save the world?