Dreams.

I wish I could just lie on the operating table all night in my dreams, and the surgeon would make fun of me. Lol.

Cutting, cutting, cutting! Ahaha, just kidding! And here - oooop-pa! Ahahaha, don't flinch, I'm just doing it the dumb way! What? When will the anesthesia kick in? It's okay, don't worry, it's not painful - it's like a mosquito bite. Ahahaha, okay, okay, don't freak out, it's just local, it should start working soon. We'll start now, and it will kick in right about then. Okay, here we go! Ahahaha, just kidding, I'm not cutting, here - a little pinch to scare you, ahah! Just hang in there, you're a man.