Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Some relative will come along and make everything instantly good and wonderful for everyone. And we'll say "thank you" to him... But we won't actually say it – we'll hope that others will say it... Because we don't even want to waste our precious energy and time on that, do we? But others won't say it either. And what they will say and do is well known. Someone already tried it once.
Good luck.