Happy Life
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Today I had the worst game in history: three Sapphires, three Accelerators, two Bio Productions, and one Icarus. Basically, there was nothing to play with; there have been bad draws before, but this was something else entirely. And it was against a Neutral Rune deck, which is easily defeated. Yet, the guy was struggling and taking his time until turn 10 because the deck just doesn't do anything. Then he played Zeus on turn 10, and I conceded.
At first I was like, but then chapter two:
I’ve started losing more often, and sometimes even cringing at Latin nicknames, although I didn't pay attention to them before. Your face when you see a Reddit teenager from some backwater place with an edgy nickname and flair, who came to farm wins in ranked games using a cheesy deck:
By the way, I don't have Baphomets in my Neutral Blade deck, even though everyone plays with them. Instead, I have three Emeralds, which have saved me many times – sometimes as removal, and sometimes as Storm. I think that either you crush your opponent within seven or eight turns, or you lose anyway. In theory, you can use them to draw Cats, but you might also end up drawing Wolves or yourself. And Cats already love me and always come when called; sometimes, I even leave them in my hand during mulligan. So, I'm all for full aggression.
At first I was like, but then chapter two:
I’ve started losing more often, and sometimes even cringing at Latin nicknames, although I didn't pay attention to them before. Your face when you see a Reddit teenager from some backwater place with an edgy nickname and flair, who came to farm wins in ranked games using a cheesy deck:
By the way, I don't have Baphomets in my Neutral Blade deck, even though everyone plays with them. Instead, I have three Emeralds, which have saved me many times – sometimes as removal, and sometimes as Storm. I think that either you crush your opponent within seven or eight turns, or you lose anyway. In theory, you can use them to draw Cats, but you might also end up drawing Wolves or yourself. And Cats already love me and always come when called; sometimes, I even leave them in my hand during mulligan. So, I'm all for full aggression.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
