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A drunk guy on the bus keeps losing his balance and bumping his nose into the armpit of the girl standing next to him. Then, he can't take it anymore and says:
- Damn it, either put on some underwear or lower your leg!!!

Added 17 minutes later
A 7-year-old boy is egging on his 4-year-old brother:
- Hey, bro, we're getting big now, it's time we started arguing.
- Yeah, it's time, - the little one agrees.
- So, here's the plan, - the older one says. - Tomorrow morning, we'll go have breakfast, and I'll say "__I," and you'll say "fuck off." And we'll watch our parents' reaction.
So they do it. The next morning, they're sitting in the kitchen, and mom turns to the older one:
- What do you want for breakfast?
- I'd like some pancakes, - he replies quickly.
BAM! - Mom slaps him on the back of the head, and the boy runs out of the kitchen crying, holding his head.
- Well, what about you? - Mom asks the younger one with a threatening tone.
- I don't know anymore, - the little one replies timidly, - but I don't want any pancakes like that!