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"Newcomer - 2018. Winter"

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Wonder Child
The game turned out to be one of those "fell from a cherry tree and caught a cherry" situations. How can you guess when the generator will show mercy and when it decides to punish? I try not to take extra restarts, because he who seeks – sometimes finds.
I got dealt some crooked and awful hand. All roads are either blocked or lead to a swamp treasure with a one-way portal. The first days I hung around the spawn. Found a conflux, a stable in the middle of nowhere, and a box with 5k experience. I ran six heroes around for gold, barely squeezed monsters into the citadel by week 1 day 1-7. Crag Hack came out onto the grass through rough terrain and from the tower I revealed almost the entire treasure area. Smiled) Behind the archmagi there was a tome of earth glowing. But then I got really tense: I don't use calculators, I roughly estimated the strength of the guards and it turned out there were over 80 of those damned archmagi. No mass haste, no tactics either. The whole army would die there. I was deep in thought, and meanwhile my opponent got control and started taking beehives from my treasure area… The queens decided everything. They were just singing: "Can you face me? But now you can kiss my ass, goodbye!" For some reason Yevhen Hudz came to mind with his French lady who trolls so sweetly with "kiss my je pas-pas". A treacherous phrase for an old fetishist and lover of female posteriors. I got angry and started boiling. You sit there kneading your curses, while the opponent controls and flies across the map. Risk it and drink champagne. I attacked, and there turned out to be 70+ archmagi. I endured the first round under stone skin, and then the wolves and company one-shot them all.
With the earth book things got more fun. I gathered 40 wyverns and some angels. Saw no Utopias, nothing interesting on the map either. Decided to pay a visit. Gunnar greeted me with implosion. I threw mine in response. In the second round we traded mass slow for mass haste. My battle stats are a bit higher, the army too, plus Crag Hack is always Crag Hack.
Grateful for the game. Good luck in the future!
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