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A drunk guy on a bus in the summer keeps losing his balance and bumping his nose into the armpit of the girl standing next to him, then he can't take it anymore and says:
- Damn it, either put on some underwear or lower your leg!!!
Added 17 minutes later
A 7-year-old boy prompts his 4-year-old brother:
- Hey, bro, we're already big, it's time for us to start arguing.
- It's time, - the little one agrees.
- So, here's the plan, - says the older one. - Tomorrow morning, we go out for breakfast, I say "b_ya," and you say "go to hell." And we watch the parents' reaction.
It was said, it was done. The next morning, they are sitting in the kitchen, and mom turns to the older one:
- What do you want for breakfast?
- I'd like some pancakes, - he answers quickly.
WHACK! - Mom slaps him hard on the back of the head, and the boy runs out of the kitchen crying, holding his head.
- Well, what about you? - Mom asks the younger one with a threatening tone.
- I don't know anymore, - the little one answers timidly, - but I don't want those pancakes anymore!
- Damn it, either put on some underwear or lower your leg!!!
Added 17 minutes later
A 7-year-old boy prompts his 4-year-old brother:
- Hey, bro, we're already big, it's time for us to start arguing.
- It's time, - the little one agrees.
- So, here's the plan, - says the older one. - Tomorrow morning, we go out for breakfast, I say "b_ya," and you say "go to hell." And we watch the parents' reaction.
It was said, it was done. The next morning, they are sitting in the kitchen, and mom turns to the older one:
- What do you want for breakfast?
- I'd like some pancakes, - he answers quickly.
WHACK! - Mom slaps him hard on the back of the head, and the boy runs out of the kitchen crying, holding his head.
- Well, what about you? - Mom asks the younger one with a threatening tone.
- I don't know anymore, - the little one answers timidly, - but I don't want those pancakes anymore!
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