Граф Орлов
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When Leroy came home, he found a witch in the living room. She was sitting on the floor near the fireplace and crying. Broken dishes were scattered everywhere, chairs and the table were overturned, and there were marks on the walls from a poker. The witch's skeleton servant was collecting the broken dishes.
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Buy a lion, Cop. Besides, it's open, your face will fit.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers