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If it's profitable, everyone will become selfless. Two people are solving a crossword puzzle. - The President of America. - I don't know. - Three letters. - I don't know. - The second letter is "U". - Are you serious?! Wonderful botanical wonders bloomed all around. (Mayakovsky) In the Middle Ages, when doctors were unsure about a diagnosis, they would diagnose syphilis. The National Orchestra of Monaco is larger than its army. In Siena, Italy, you cannot be a prostitute if your name is Maria. We will take all your comments into account and send them to one place. (Chernomyrdin) Prosecutors, once retired, are constantly digging in the garden. They can no longer resist the urge to plant something. Why do cranes fly in a wedge formation and not in a column one behind the other? Because if they brake suddenly, they will poke each other in the rear with their beaks! Joint naval exercises between Georgia and NATO took place in the Black Sea. As a result, irreparable damage was inflicted on the Georgian Navy: the left oar was completely destroyed. Georgia has developed a lightning-fast plan for war with Moscow - "A Storm in a Teacup." At the request of many readers, our newspaper will now be published in rolls and without text. When leaving with your head held high, try not to bump into the doorframe. Is that why Russia is so long-suffering, because Moscow is golden-domed? The country's achievements negated the efforts of the people. To kill time, you don't even need to aim. There are two types of adhesive bandages in the world: 1) impossible to stick on, 2) impossible to peel off. Our scientists have developed a new Mars rover that takes soil samples from the American one. - I know one thing: no swordsman I know can compare to Geralt of Rivia, the White Wolf. That's why I don't believe he could be defeated in battle, as Mr. Redblood is trying to convince us. - A swordsman will start shitting as soon as he sees a host of enemies, - boomed Sheldon Skaggs. (The Witcher. Blood of Elves.)