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No way! That's not fair, we need to go to the bathhouse...
Damn. Do I have to tie the soap to my hand?!
- I bet you often brag to girls about your exciting adventures!
"Funny joke," the fairy thought. The girls mostly talked to him about illnesses, mainly venereal diseases, and about how to better seduce that handsome blacksmith's son. And that was in the best-case scenario. - Well... If they're interested, I tell them. But in general, my life isn't very exciting.