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-You're right! You're hurting my feelings. - replied the legionnaire.

- Well, what can you do! We had one guy in the legion, a real prankster. He asked me to go swimming in the river, saying he couldn't swim well and was afraid something might happen. So, I'm standing there, washing myself, thinking about my own things, and he comes up from behind, presses his thing against me, and mumbles something in my ear. At first, I was shocked, and then I jumped back and yelled. He got scared and started apologizing. He thought I was giving him some kind of signal. What a weirdo. He begged the guys not to tell anyone. That kind of thing isn't very well-received in the legion. I took pity on the pervert and didn't tell anyone. It's crazy, right? Okay, it might be understandable if a guy looks like a woman, but I don't look like a woman at all. I couldn't sleep all night, afraid of feeling something behind me in the middle of the night.