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#1943
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Expedition

Keywords: Siever, golden underwear, Castle, pit, death, magic sword, prison.

I had a dream about an expansion pack. I don't remember much, it all happened quickly. Many people were playing, but I only remember my character and Siever's character. I was playing as some guy from a "rare" faction, his name was Irion Ik (or something like that). The others also had interesting names (in the dream, I was holding a list of our group, but I only remember my character's name). Siever was playing as a buff hero, wearing only underwear (golden in color) and boots (like Conan the Barbarian). And he was the commander. As a group, we approached a Castle/building that we were supposed to attack. Siever wanted to sneak in quietly, but the others complained that they didn't want to do that, it wasn't interesting, and they could easily defeat everyone. Siever reluctantly agreed. As a result, we somehow got inside and killed a couple of enemies. But then, as a group, we found ourselves on a ledge in the middle of a pit with water (we were teleported there by some kind of sorcerer). Above us, on the edges of the pit, were enemies who started shooting at us. We tried to defend ourselves and fell into the pit. The funniest thing was that in the process of defending ourselves, we ended up killing each other. Siever's cool sword somehow ended up with me (the sword was golden, matching his underwear), and I used it to kill a huge fish that had already bitten someone from our group in half (probably Arandor). Somehow, I managed to get out of the pit (there was a doorway in the middle of the wall). I stood in the doorway and saw Siever on the opposite side, on a ledge, shouting for me to throw him the sword. I threw him the sword. The sword flew in slow motion, against the backdrop of characters dying from giant predatory fish, enemy fire, and friendly fire. It reached Siever, he used the sword's power, and it took us back to the time when we were standing in front of the Castle. This time, we did as he suggested and sneaked into the Castle quietly. We found ourselves in some corridors with prison cells (the place looked like the beginning of Dark Souls). We walked around there, wondering what to do next, which way to go. We thought about it for a long time. Someone peed in a corner, and because of the uneven floor, it spread all over the surface (thankfully, I was wearing boots). I approached Siever and said, "Look at this, what a slob, there's a hole in the floor specifically for this." And he was like, "What?" and then he started peeing on the wall. Someone from our group heard the noise of approaching enemies. And in the country where we were, many nationalities that we were playing as were banned from entering. All these characters (including mine) went into one large cell and pretended to be prisoners. And a few of the remaining ones acted like mercenaries who had captured them (a brilliant scheme, you can fool anyone). When the enemies arrived, the dream ended.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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