Reimian Empire

You'll read the book a million times and then you'll kick the bucket.

You'll read the book 999999 times and still won't kick the bucket.

Oh Lord, now is the time to nitpick the inaccuracies in the wording, when I'm simply trying to explain something. Anyway, Nebas, if you're reading this, know that the more you read, the more likely you are to kick the bucket, and don't listen to these guys, they'll just confuse you and you'll lose your character because of them.