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Belphegor
4 -> not an ideal appearance, but I like it, although I don't really like the alt;
2 -> the actress seems to be doing me a favor, barely moving her tongue;
5 -> best trigger, excellent artwork, decent stats.
Galretto
4 -> not bad;
4 -> the voice is pleasant and suits the image;
1 -> no tasks.
Roland
3 -> I rated him higher after taking a closer look at the high-res version. Beautiful art, but the image isn't for me;
2 -> very stingy voice acting, please, Cygames;
4 -> if you abstract away from the viability of commander crafting compared to storm debuffing, it's a good effect.
Gawain
2 -> the guy is cute, and as an officer, he doesn't have to be flashy, but these evolved artworks really trigger me in Heroes of Might and Magic, and the art is generally bland;
4 -> not bad;
3 -> I like the effect itself, but not for this meta.
Jeanne
4 -> borderline a 3, autistic face;
3 -> suits the image, but nothing interesting;
5 -> my favorite move in Storm Priest.
Grimnir
5 -> always liked him;
4 -> I don't really like the voice itself, but the quality of the VA is obvious;
4 -> I regret that they nerfed him.
Arriet
4 -> minus for the evolved art, again;
4 -> not amazing, but a very pleasant voice to me;
3 -> a meme effect, but I like it, I've won games with it.
Spring cleaning
5 -> I still consider it one of the best artworks, especially for unplayable garbage;
1 -> it's hard to come up with a worse pick on the arena; I've seen it exactly twice in all this time, and one of those times was when I was playing it myself.
Illusionist
2 -> seems okay, but somehow unremarkable;
4 -> I like his nasty voice in-game;
3 -> a mediocre filler in a terrible mess.
Simone
2 -> I like the hairstyle and colors in the evolved version, everything else is terrible;
4 -> I'm giving it a 4, it really suits the image;
4 -> I'm more likely to pick it than not on the arena.
Nereid
5 -> appeals to my tastes;
4 -> somewhat depressing, but the voice, image, and in-game phrase elevate it to the rank of exceptions;
3 -> playable on the arena, it was even not that bad in Constructed once.
Prince catacomb
1 -> dragon summoner tier;
2 -> Komaeda-kun is tired after the factory and is only waiting for his own death;
2 -> decent stats, bro, rest in peace.
Scyther
2 -> I like the girl, the image, and the sky as separate elements, but overall, the art is quite bland;
4 -> suits and I like it;
5 -> I used to not believe in her, but after playing her extensively, I highly appreciate her in Dragon Craft. One thing is unclear - how many cubes of hash did Cygames put in their eyes before designing such bronze armor against the background of Masamune from the previous pack? It's awesome.
Luminous mage
4 -> I didn't like the art at first, but then I did. The only minus is the soapy rendering;
5 -> not that I'm a huge fan or anything, but in this case, I don't see any objective reasons not to give it a 5;
3 -> sort of balanced, nothing more, nothing less.
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Queen > Levi > Emeralda
4 -> not an ideal appearance, but I like it, although I don't really like the alt;
2 -> the actress seems to be doing me a favor, barely moving her tongue;
5 -> best trigger, excellent artwork, decent stats.
Galretto
4 -> not bad;
4 -> the voice is pleasant and suits the image;
1 -> no tasks.
Roland
3 -> I rated him higher after taking a closer look at the high-res version. Beautiful art, but the image isn't for me;
2 -> very stingy voice acting, please, Cygames;
4 -> if you abstract away from the viability of commander crafting compared to storm debuffing, it's a good effect.
Gawain
2 -> the guy is cute, and as an officer, he doesn't have to be flashy, but these evolved artworks really trigger me in Heroes of Might and Magic, and the art is generally bland;
4 -> not bad;
3 -> I like the effect itself, but not for this meta.
Jeanne
4 -> borderline a 3, autistic face;
3 -> suits the image, but nothing interesting;
5 -> my favorite move in Storm Priest.
Grimnir
5 -> always liked him;
4 -> I don't really like the voice itself, but the quality of the VA is obvious;
4 -> I regret that they nerfed him.
Arriet
4 -> minus for the evolved art, again;
4 -> not amazing, but a very pleasant voice to me;
3 -> a meme effect, but I like it, I've won games with it.
Spring cleaning
5 -> I still consider it one of the best artworks, especially for unplayable garbage;
1 -> it's hard to come up with a worse pick on the arena; I've seen it exactly twice in all this time, and one of those times was when I was playing it myself.
Illusionist
2 -> seems okay, but somehow unremarkable;
4 -> I like his nasty voice in-game;
3 -> a mediocre filler in a terrible mess.
Simone
2 -> I like the hairstyle and colors in the evolved version, everything else is terrible;
4 -> I'm giving it a 4, it really suits the image;
4 -> I'm more likely to pick it than not on the arena.
Nereid
5 -> appeals to my tastes;
4 -> somewhat depressing, but the voice, image, and in-game phrase elevate it to the rank of exceptions;
3 -> playable on the arena, it was even not that bad in Constructed once.
Prince catacomb
1 -> dragon summoner tier;
2 -> Komaeda-kun is tired after the factory and is only waiting for his own death;
2 -> decent stats, bro, rest in peace.
Scyther
2 -> I like the girl, the image, and the sky as separate elements, but overall, the art is quite bland;
4 -> suits and I like it;
5 -> I used to not believe in her, but after playing her extensively, I highly appreciate her in Dragon Craft. One thing is unclear - how many cubes of hash did Cygames put in their eyes before designing such bronze armor against the background of Masamune from the previous pack? It's awesome.
Luminous mage
4 -> I didn't like the art at first, but then I did. The only minus is the soapy rendering;
5 -> not that I'm a huge fan or anything, but in this case, I don't see any objective reasons not to give it a 5;
3 -> sort of balanced, nothing more, nothing less.
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Queen > Levi > Emeralda
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
