Граф Орлов
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I fall asleep during a lecture, and I dream that I'm in the same lecture hall, but in a different row. Some idiots are smoking and throwing cigarette butts around, then another professor comes in (not the one who's giving the lecture) and starts smoking too, so our professor stays silent and doesn't complain about the smoking. And then I wake up.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers