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A theater of the absurd. It all started with bidding for a hero. I lost to Gunya, but my opponent took the Miner.
It happens, and I was lucky, but that was the last time I was lucky.
We started a match, and I still had two Necromancers for Gunya. But the only way out of this one-way street.
Tamika is leveling up perfectly with Wisdom, Lore, and Earth Magic. Anything but Necromancy.
To top it off, the respawn point is huge; I "fight once a day," and in the first week, I collected about thirty bones.
No hives, no confluxes, just nothing. I found the exit from the respawn point at 117, and it will take three more days to get there.
Tamika comes out of the respawn point, and Sandro is nearby. Tamika is a mother, but she's slow? Sandro has the Slow spell.
Oh! I have a student thanks to the hut, and he's moving to help them. Damn, his name is Craig, and he still doesn't have a spellbook.
126. In the chat with my opponent, we're discussing how the AI is outperforming us in development.
It was an interesting game, and it ended just as stylishly. Alas and alack.
On turn 142, I leveled up my main hero. With all the artifacts. And three upgraded Mages.