Aquarius
Distinguishing feature: everyone, absolutely everyone, likes him, just like they like a shiny coin. In terms of chatting, he is a worthy competitor to Gemini; he loves to communicate and interact, even in unfamiliar company, just like a sailor on a long voyage rushing to the red-light district. He always looks a little dazed, and it is precisely this that captivates. A slight aura of eccentricity gives Aquarians an inexplicable charm that attracts naive, enthusiastic fans. Even if everything in an Aquarius's life is going wrong, he manages to give advice to those around him, which, strangely enough, works. Despite all his apparent and tangible fluffiness and awesomeness, he is potentially a great criminal. He is always a con artist, even if only in his dreams. There is no Aquarius without some kind of criminal past; he breaks the law completely without remorse and even, dare I say, with pleasure. At the same time, unlike Gemini, he perfectly understands that he is doing something wrong, but he doesn't care. He looks like a mix of the Mad Hatter and Marilyn Monroe.
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