Sacred Haven of Debauchery

These groups often contain geniuses who consider the Swamp to be a weak castle. Swamp, really!

Well, they are probably evaluating the castle and army as a whole, like in fifth grade, rather than from the perspective of a cyberathlete on Jebus playing a queen. And for a casual observer, it's a dull, gray-green zoo with one weak archer, a non-flying seventh-level creature, three levels of magic, and dubious melee creatures. How to easily exploit it, starting with the Tower – that's already an advanced strategy.