And yes, there's another thing: in St. Petersburg, there are many guys with long hair of varying degrees of attractiveness, but they either don't care about me, or they hang out with their girlfriends, and sometimes those girlfriends are so attractive that I think I'm not as fat and ugly as I seem in the mirror.
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Good news, guys – we'll die young. Well, or at least not too old.
Where do we end up when we save the world?