Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Wow, you guys have some intense discussions here. I just got back from the Hermitage. Somehow, I managed not to get lost there. Tonight, we're going to watch the bridges open.
And also, there are a lot of cool-looking guys in St. Petersburg, but they either don't care about me, or they're hanging out with their girlfriends, and sometimes the girlfriends are so attractive that I start thinking that maybe I'm not as fat and ugly as I think I am when I look in the mirror.