Sacred Haven of Debauchery

But I prefer this to spinning a fidget spinner, which would probably fly out of my hands after a couple of spins.

Have you held it in your hands? You have to really try to drop it; it's designed for idiots.
I tried smoking when I was really drunk, and I got tired of the fact that most of my colleagues went for smoke breaks, and I was just sitting there waiting for them like an idiot, so I went with them. I didn't understand the point at all; you inhale and exhale smoke, how interesting.