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Out of sheer foolishness, I was offered a job as a cook because I supposedly cook well (in reality, I can cook only about one and a half dishes well, the rest are hit or miss). I was also offered a job as a masseur because of my supposedly strong fingers. I interned or worked in all sorts of odd jobs, like at the post office, as a salesperson, a butcher, a construction worker, a decorator, and so on.
Now you're suggesting I work in pornography.

How much untapped potential I have!