Still committed to my 2D waifus...still committed to my 2D waifus...

First, you have less fun, then you watch 3D more than 2D, then you watch any 3D, not just Eastern ones, then you get a real-life girlfriend, and before you know it, you have three children, a mortgage, a mother-in-law, and you're sitting on the couch watching a cop show or soccer.