Choice

I imagined something like this, only even fatter, older, hunchbacked, and crooked.

In my opinion, there's nothing heterosexual about being attracted to such a creature. It's a good example; I also imagined something similar, but with a greater emphasis on fat.

But overall, the poll results are strange. Are you all fags?

You're Russian; you should know that a "homik" is someone who is attracted to someone, not someone who is attracted to them.