Граф Орлов
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I had a dream that my classmate and I bought this barrel of rum and another 5 bottles. Then something else happened, which I don't remember, and I tried to buy even more rum in the same store, but they suddenly asked for my ID and said they would send me to jail for buying the first barrel if I wasn't 18. The nonsensical dream of an underage alcoholic.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers