Граф Орлов
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Considering that I will almost certainly enroll in a university with a military department, I don't need to serve in the military. I'm just saying, what a messed-up world we live in – being short a few months in age already prevents you from serving in the army. That wasn't the case in the Middle Ages!
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers