I did some calculations. When I have lunch at McDonald's, I usually eat the following:
- 2 Big Macs
- 9 Chicken McNuggets
- Caesar Salad
- Medium fries
- Cherry pie
- 0.4L Coke
I figured that if I were twice as big, I would have to eat twice as much. I calculated that I would eat about 60,000 rubles per month (this is without breakfast and dinner), and with breakfast and dinner, it would be another 20,000 rubles. That's about a million rubles per year.
And if I were twice as big, I would get a job as a security guard for Prokhorov. He would take care of me.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день