I would like to...

- Mom, Dad, can my girlfriend stay with us at our country house in the basement?

http://fakty.ua/63101-proderzhav-dvuh-yunyh-plennic-tri-s-polovinoj-goda-v-bunkere-pod-zemlej-skopinskij-manyak-prinuzhdal-ih-k-seksu-za-glotok-vody

I became curious and googled another article.
http://www.ryazan.kp.ru/daily/26238.7/3119940/
I laughed at the comments; yeah, 60 years ago in the USSR, abortions were probably available on every corner. And then I felt sad because of the utter stupidity of people.