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Siever, I would phrase it a little differently, but it's good as is. I even felt fifteen years younger... And that's when the urge to talkativeness struck, just like in the old days.
*a senile rattle in the voice and the creak of unlubricated joints*
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And yes, I already understand written English, albeit at a basic level!