Saruman
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AHA! THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT! YOU ARE... JACK SPARROW!
You’re like a slippery eel! You are the quintessential pirate! Clinking with trinkets, shaking your braids, and reeking of rum, you wander the world with an uneven gait, giving ridiculous advice and driving everyone to the brink of madness with your shamelessness, audacity, and utter incoherence. It’s impossible to get rid of you. But you can try by giving you your beloved Pearl... Get it?
You’re like a slippery eel! You are the quintessential pirate! Clinking with trinkets, shaking your braids, and reeking of rum, you wander the world with an uneven gait, giving ridiculous advice and driving everyone to the brink of madness with your shamelessness, audacity, and utter incoherence. It’s impossible to get rid of you. But you can try by giving you your beloved Pearl... Get it?