Sacred Haven of Debauchery

So, gentlemen of HeroesWorld, did you enjoy the May holidays? I bet you were relaxing outdoors with friends and significant others? Eating shashlik, drinking beer, telling jokes, playing cards, swimming in ponds, singing songs by the campfire with a guitar, and enjoying life? Yes, yes?

I didn't enjoy them, because my husband went off on a hunting and fishing trip, leaving me to just buy a little bit of beer and stay home in autistic solitude. There was shashlik, beer, but no jokes, cards, or ponds — though there was a campfire on the roof last Saturday. That was the good stuff. We were enjoying life then, yes.