Sacred Haven of Debauchery

So, gentlemen of HeroesWorld, did you enjoy the May holidays? I bet you were relaxing outdoors with friends and your significant others? Eating shashlik, drinking beer, telling jokes, playing cards, swimming in the lakes, singing songs by the guitar around the campfire, and enjoying life? Yes, yes?

Not outdoors, because Saturday was cold. We ate shashlik. I drank vodka, I don't like beer. We didn't tell jokes, that's way too "tier 40+ crowd," we just chatted. We didn't swim because it was cold. Someone brought a card game based on Adventure Time (like Magic: The Gathering), but we never got around to it. The best singer with a guitar didn't show up, so that didn't work out either. Well, as for enjoying life — yes, we did.