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Today's dream was quite chaotic, but there were a couple of funny moments. I don't remember exactly how it started or what happened, so I'll start from the moment when I and some guys were wandering around the sarcophagi, which led to a catastrophe, something like the AWAKENING OF AN ANCIENT EVIL. Knights appeared and engaged me in battle, but I stood in a corner and skillfully deflected the blows of the swords I had stolen from those very sarcophagi. In this way, I safely waited for the second phase of the dream, where we, these knights, my acquaintances from real life (they were definitely classmates, maybe someone from school too), and our parents were sitting at a table, eating, drinking, and wondering what to do next. My father tried to pour beer into a shot glass for me, but I noticed the trick, poured it into a mug, and topped it off with the whole bottle. My father was upset. Suddenly, a gray-bearded man burst into the hall, looking like he was about to solve everything.
Bearded man: -- احمدوا الرب لأنه
Me: -- صالح لان الى الابد رحمته
Everyone except the parents: -- هللويا
Everyone rejoices, celebrates, and continues to sing, believing in the inevitable resolution of our problems with the ancient evil, but only the parents are shocked and look at us as if we were Islamic terrorists.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers