Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Ahahaha. You should play Blizzard games instead; that’s where you’ll find timeless wisdom.

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Okay, guys. I have a problem. There’s this cat hanging around near our building, and I fed it once, and now it won’t leave me alone. I’d happily turn it into soup, but my mom says I should keep feeding it. What a pain, I don’t know what to do.

Keep feeding and taking care of it.

And what will that give?

The feeling of satisfaction from having done the right thing.

The correctness of actions is a subjective matter, depending on one's personal system of values.

Here's the translation: Introducing. The evil Death Knight Mortulus feeds cats and gives food to homeless people.

Although, alright, I'll give him some bread to eat.

Cats don't eat bread.

They certainly do eat. If they don't know how to catch mice and haven't eaten for three days.

Cats eat bread just fine. They eat a lot of things, actually. Mine used to eat raw potatoes. And plants in pots.

all plants are loved.

Okay, so I started playing as a Tyrant and a Necromancer yesterday. Now I'm going to play Diablo 2.

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Hey, Arandor, are you playing too?

Why?

Okay, I understand.

Who needs it?

Alright, no need to be smart.

You can buy it on Battle.net in the "classic games" section.