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#16
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Morning, purely physically, is it a boy or a girl?
It hasn't decided yet.
А, вот почему.

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#17
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Frankly, I don't care whether you're a boy or a girl. Nor do I care which football team you support, or what degree you earned at university. We're not going to be christening any children here.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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I wonder, if Morning is a girl, how would I hit her then?
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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easy and straightforward?

Be strong. Believe
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I usually don't attack female units. It just doesn't feel very knightly.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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I didn't hit women until I was seventeen -
At seventeen, I hit one for the first time,
Since then, there's no holding me back:
Right and left
I'm handing out "tips" to them.

But how did it happen that an intellectual,
An opponent of violence in everyday life,
Fell so low - and at that moment,
Well, if you want,
Insulted himself by punching her?

And it all happened like this: I didn't cheat on her
Not even once in three days, I confess,
And what's more, I bought her perfume!
French, my friends,
For thirty-four, seventeen.

But she had a boyfriend from "TEZHE" -
His name was Slava Golubev,
He had already given her that perfume,
Right and left
My hussy was smiling.

I was young, and I was quick-tempered -
I laid out my claims briefly -
I told her: "I strangled Slava yesterday,
Today, you little bitch,
I'll strangle you for good measure!"

With trembling hands, I approached her closely,
My teeth chattering, singing the "Marseillaise",-
My disobedient tongue stuck to my throat -
And on the right, and on the left
I gave her a good beating.

Since then, all the hussies are afraid of me -
And it hurts me, I swear!
That's why I - not a day goes by -
Hit hard and long,
But you can't hit them all - there are so many of them.

In general, the conclusion is this: in general, a woman is, of course, beautiful! But there are some women who need to be hit. They need to be, Mortulus! They need to be!

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But for the reason mentioned in the poem, I certainly wouldn't hit a girl.
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
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#22
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Lol.

Whatever
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#23
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A Morning, judging by the photo, is a young man.
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
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#24
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My sister took a picture and posted it. I did the same.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#25
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I wouldn't mind meeting a girl who completed Titan Quest on the legendary difficulty.

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We need to, Mortulus! We really need to!

With my height, I might accidentally kill someone. So, it's probably better not to.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#26
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It seems like the topic is about getting beaten up, not about beating others.
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#27
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I would also like to hit women left and right...
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
#28
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So, what’s the problem?
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#29
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Apparently, the law doesn’t allow him to do that.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#30
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Lord, I am actually stronger than you and Fortress.

Тяжело в агонии, хорошо в гробу...

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