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Learning to Draw with Revan
1. Mentally prepare yourself to leave the house, as we haven't done that in a while. The sun outside might be blinding, and the wind might make your eyes water.
2. Be sure to look out the window and use your hand to gauge the temperature. It would be very inconvenient to catch a cold due to a weakened immune system or overheat due to the heat – don't forget a hat and sunglasses if the sun is bright!
3. Close the door to your room. Put on your shoes. Close the door to the apartment. Close the door to the building.
4. Go to any stationery store, and don't forget to watch the road; otherwise, due to a poor sense of space, you might get hit by a car.
5. Buy a pencil and a sharpener. Yes, only these two items; we won't need anything else.
6. Return home, feeling tired from the work, but that's okay.
7. Sharpen the pencil to perfect sharpness.
8. Take pliers, clamp the pencil in them, and place it on the table so that the sharp end faces upwards.
9. Bring your head to the table and, with a sharp movement, lower it onto the pencil with the side of your ear.

What to do if the pencil breaks?

In case of failure, repeat steps 1-9 until enlightenment is achieved.

Regarding the drawing... it's cute, but there's room for improvement. If you can't come up with something original, try outlining a picture or drawing from life; I personally can't stand it, but I understand that it's very helpful.

What to do if your pencil breaks?

It means that drawing is not your forte, and you should focus on something else...

almost like Koshi's.

Well, maybe someday I'll reach the level of a sensei.

Just play around with the proportions and color it – nothing complicated.

By the way, the advice about "avoiding drawing hands" is excellent; I always do that.

:smile33:

Why are you thinking about a black phallus?

this is not a thought, but a word.

Three letters?

Where on earth have you seen such small penises?

Maybe they just have big eggs?