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#963
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But in Futurama, the titles of the episodes often contained puns related to the episode's plot. At least, the original titles did.
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#964
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I never tried watching Futurama in its original version. Well, okay. Now I'll have a reason to.
..разым двазым трызым рызым пята лата сигерь мата локом боком крюк за крюк из бульмы бульма урюк..
Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов.
Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.
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#965
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As far as I remember (but I might be wrong), the series titles were written the same way in the original and localized versions, while the translated version was pronounced aloud.
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#966
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What was the original quote? "I hate smart and beautiful people. Luckily, there aren't any among you."
I actually regret not creating a quote collection.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#967
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Sesame
not some, but a path to UNIVERSAL SALVATION :rolleyes: I don't understand what's wrong with that.
Whatever the sect, it's still a sect. And there is no "Universal Salvation." Salvation is given to each person individually, on the condition that they repent for their sins.:smile16:

Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).

#968
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Not everyone, but only one-tenth. The number of life-saving tickets is slightly limited...
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#969
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Yashchuru needs something more powerful. Something that allows him to take down thugs and gays with firearms.

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#970
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Live or die!
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#971
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#972
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Look, Yaschur, I've come up with a plan for you. Basically, you gather a lot of devout guys, preferably physically strong ones. Using social media, you lure atheists, gays, and other non-believers to a meeting and force them to kiss the cross and repent. I can already picture it. There's this buff Yaschur standing over a scrawny atheist and saying, "Why are you reading Dawkins, you heathen!? Kiss the cross! I said, kiss it!"
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#973
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Cross?
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#974
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So that you can shoot down thugs and gays with firearms.
As if that's a bad thing.
А, вот почему.

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#975
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Dagr
A cross?
Well, not a penis, is it?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#976
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Well, who knows what those fanatics are up to.
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#977
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I know, right.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]