Posts from Spring Festival: a new beginning. Auto-translated

Okay, let me share some thoughts on the stories. 1. A classic. Nothing more, nothing less. 2. Disgusting. But funny. But disgusting. But still funny. But gross. But cool. But really gross. But overall, I don't know, on one hand, I laughed, and on the other hand, it's not the most cheerful plot, and I prefer to read something lighter and funnier. But the author did a good job, it's a decent story. Just don't be so mean to Arctus, he can be good sometimes, really. I was even surprised when I realized that.

[2:51:10] Drakkoshka: I didn't even get offended by the second story.
[2:51:14] Drakkoshka: Although I could have!
[2:51:16] Drakkoshka: !!1
[2:52:01] Locky666: Maybe she got sick.

3. A very unexpected and amazing story, I laughed, although I didn't guess everything. But it's very cool. 4. A REFERENCE to "Chronicles," lol. Dimon and Anya made an appearance! A good story, a worthy addition to my fanfics (although, this time, the fanfic turned out to be a bit weak). 5. A very cool fairy tale, and it's even about me, yay :3 And there are a lot of characters, which is great. I won't comment on the pairing, I love everyone and don't want to offend anyone, but see the signature. 6. I like writing fanfics about the Hive as funny, everyday sketches with a lot of characters. It turns out to be chaotic, but I hope it's fun. Sorry if I offended anyone. And yes, while I was writing, I had this soundtrack in my head for this story: 7. A funny comic with recognizable authorship. Hooray. Everything is according to the classic genre.

Or is it Tom Luhahn?

Yes, I also think it's Yaschur.

And, I'll subtly hint, the author isn't from the chat or among the most active posters, so his perception of you is quite interesting.

I think we need to help a little.
Firstly, you're right, my perception is indeed different. Secondly, as I understand it, you're trying to match the complete image of a character from the story with a real forum user. Sesham even wrote that the characters don't match. In reality, the story is fantastical; I didn't put any characters into it. It's based only on some detail about a person, and then it's just my imagination running wild. That is, even half of the description may be fictional. You just need to find that detail, and the puzzle will unravel.

Example
In that very second, a swarthy, dark-haired woman seemed to materialize out of thin air before them. (Are you a swarthy, dark-haired Brazilian? No, it's just a fantasy.) She was quite beautiful; you could say that the form even suited her.
excerpt from a personal file
employee Caroline Monteiro
Authoritative warden (moderator? yes) of Latin American origin. Considers herself one of the prisoners (thinks of herself as a spammer? yes). In her free time, she paints pictures (this is the most important detail) because she feels compassion for other prisoners and wants to somehow brighten their harsh lives. The prisoners don't appreciate art, but they still watch it regularly because it allows them to slack off from work (fictional description).

Something like that.

p.s. some are more difficult, of course, but you'll guess most of them ;)
A small hint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNi47ameLI

Yeah, I kind of figured as much.

Frank Adams – Menti?

Doesn’t really look like him, not sure.

James Brown –

Alex?

Rizvan Tabasaransky –

Siver?

Caroline Monteiro – Kosha :3

^

Charles McLaren – or Reven?

I’d guess Ples, based on some similarity to story number five, but I’m not really sure.

Harry Forster – Mortulus?

^

Thomas Remington – or Reven?

Quite obviously, Reven.

Wayne Moore – Sesam?

^

Danny Johnson –

Zanebos?

Tom Luhan –

Yashur?

Steve Baker – Loken.

^

Man in a mask – Our God-admin Creator.

^ With most of the others, there seem to be some old-school characteristics associated with them that I probably won’t be able to recognize.

I thought that Brown was Revan, while Remington was Arandor.

— We're going on an expedition for the Golden Fleece! I am Jason! And this is the map! See the map? — he was almost shouting.
— Calm down, calm down, buddy. Yesterday you were Captain Flint, today you're already Jason?
— You don't understand anything! — the prisoner continued. — I drew it myself, based on historical documents. Today, we are closer to the treasure than ever. I believe, we're almost there!

I ventured to suggest that this was a clear reference to changing nicknames and the expedition-themed events.

Yeah, he's like the king of the mafia and gets tons of experience, haha. Maybe.
I also had similar thoughts about Fortress, considering the chat, but I'm not sure.

"Shall we agree to play Heroes 3 online?"

No, I'm talking about the off-topic section.

Added 11 minutes later
Actually, it's easier to guess the author than the characters. Not from the chat, not an active poster, hasn't submitted another story (most likely), participated in the contest (most likely). Dag is out because he's trying to guess the characters. That leaves Vishmaster and Majerson, one of them is the author.

Added 13 minutes later
Let's vote to eliminate Vish. He's the author of the fake note.

The Evil Lizard gets modded.

The sky is so unforgiving that it gives away a modkill for Yaschur, even when he has no idea what's going on in the thread...

No one is trying to guess the clues, as usual. Everything is clear to you.

Let's talk about psychology.

What a shame – I couldn't guess the Creator :( I tried for a long time to figure out what kind of ghost it was, but if Kosha hadn't said...
I found Kosha, herself (Mur – what a cute last name)), Loka (only one person has been here for a second term), Yashura (the key word is "sinners"), and Mortulus (the key word is "tomb") without any problems.
I still couldn't guess who constantly turns to face east.
I consider Revan to be Jason-Remington. Although the best mapmaker is Heroist.
I have three candidates for Buddha ) (it's great to hang out on the forum with three enlightened people)
The phrase that stumped me was "with the help of a bottle with a well-known blue liquid." I don't know of any well-known BLUE liquid except water. Or does it mean that alcohol burns blue?
And this is the only story where I didn't find Arandor.

In general, maybe I need to look not in the "flood" section, but in the "experience" section. Did no one turn to face east there? Maybe some kind of device/artifact?

Ha, if we had bottles of gasoline, the point would become immediately clear!