Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I don’t drink at all, actually.

Come on.

Well, he was heading to Odessa, but ended up in Kherson.
https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/wiki.php?id=162783
That's quite something, I think: he agreed on a landing with Kilimanjaro Airport, but landed at Arusha Airport. The dispatchers of both airports were quite surprised. One, when he couldn't find the plane on the designated runway, the other - when he found it on a theoretically empty one.

I'm reading about which airlines you shouldn't fly with.

Well, the pilot missed the turn. It happens.
Or maybe the Coriolis force pushed him off course...

Remove the safety from the gun.
Hold it to your head.
Pull the trigger.

So what?

The secrets of the runes, вот что.

Alright guys, get ready for a funny story. I was talking to Klov... So, I found out that I lost my virginity at least a year after him.

Apparently, and probably after Neyra too... And maybe most of the others here.

I just don't understand, are you happy or upset about it?

Mortulus, it seems you've been spending too much time with Klov.

First, Klov surpassed Mortulus, and then Mortulus surpassed Klov. Secret knowledge from the fiery abyss of the Inferno, warmed by fierce, breathing crystalline elements. Ancient tomes of dark necromancy, snatched from the clutches of demiliches. All of this was translated into the silicon-based digital brain of EL. Klov did not expect such power and fell in an unequal battle against the superior forces of the Black Necropolis, was torn to pieces and turned into a pitiful skeleton, a loyal servant of EL.

I'm sitting here thinking, let me google Heroist's avatar; by all appearances, there's something indecent in it and I should report it to the moderators.
Googled it. And then I screamed laughed.

No, there's nothing indecent about it. It's a character from a decent anime.

I was just sitting here, thinking, let me Google the Heroes forum avatar; apparently, there's something inappropriate about it, and I should report it to the moderators.
I Googled it. And then I burst out laughing.

I fell right into the trap.

Come on, who saved it?