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#152
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Drakkosha
In the beginning, there was the Creator. And the Creator said, "Let there be Hv!" And he separated the flood from the tournaments, and the flooders from the players. And he placed moderators above all, created in his own image and likeness. But the moderators tasted the fruits of the tree from which the handles of their banhammers were made, and they began to ban everyone indiscriminately. And the Creator drove them out, and he himself went to tinker with the forum engine.
In the year 2007, a miracle of the Creator occurred, and Arandor appeared on Hv. He began to flood and ban, but he did it poorly, and a Hacker from the first moderators came, and banned everyone. But the ordinary Hv users rebelled, and summoned the Creator. The Creator saw that they were no longer flooding in the flood section, and unbanned everyone, and commanded them to flood. And to make the flooding better, he created mafia and experience points. And the Hv users began to live in peace, and they were ruled by King Arandor. Admin.
No, not like that. This is how it should be:
Chapter 1.
  1. In the beginning, there was the Creator. And the Creator said, "Let there be Hv!"
  2. And he separated the flood from the tournaments, and the flooders from the players.
  3. And he placed moderators above all, created in his own image and likeness.
  4. But the moderators tasted the fruits of the tree from which the handles of their banhammers were made, and they began to ban everyone indiscriminately. And the Creator drove them out, and he himself went to tinker with the forum engine.
  5. In the year 2007, a miracle of the Creator occurred, and Arandor appeared on Hv.
  6. And he began to flood and ban, but he did it poorly, and a Hacker from the first moderators came, and banned everyone.
  7. And the ordinary Hv users rebelled, and summoned the Creator.
  8. And the Creator saw that they were no longer flooding in the flood section, and unbanned everyone, and commanded them to flood.
  9. And he created mafia and experience points to make the flooding better.
  10. And the Hv users began to live in peace, and they were ruled by King Arandor.
Chapter 2.
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This isn't entirely accurate, and there aren't many active participants.

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Could you please elaborate? Who has a good memory?

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#155
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Arz simply lacks inspiration, but otherwise, he remembers everything better than anyone else.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#156
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Want more epicness on HeroesWorld?! Give Dubinkin a banhammer! Or at the very least, give a monkey a grenade...
С уважением, Дубинкин.
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Let's give Dubinkin a pink nickname!
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#158
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Can it be red right away?
А, вот почему.

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Give him black... :mad:

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Yashchur, why are you so grumpy?
С уважением, Дубинкин.
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#161
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Dybinkin
Give Dybinkin a banhammer! Or at least give a monkey a grenade…
By the way, according to certain historical documents, issuing banhammers to schoolchildren on ХВ is quite common practice.:smile04: But what about giving grenades to monkeys here?

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#162
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Here it is! See! The NKVDization found the traitor! Yashchur wants to destroy HeroesWorld using terrorist monkeys! :smile04:
С уважением, Дубинкин.
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The Mafia is dead, and Yashur decided to spend time digging into other people's profiles.
А, вот почему.

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#164
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Meow! Ban the reptiloid extremist-chauvinist-traitor-of-our-great-Hv™!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the name of BRED™™™™!!!!!11!!!1!1one!!!11!!
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#165
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Dubinkin, go sweep the floor with a broom.
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#166
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giving banhammers to schoolchildren
As if that's a bad thing.

Whatever