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10 years ago
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I don't even have scales, I don't even have a home. That's how fat I am. =(

Did you get full rummaging through the trash?
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10 years ago
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In the cemetery.
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10 years ago
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Hey, fatty!
Yes, about 75 kg (maybe a couple of kg more or less) with a height of 170 cm. Definitely, I am overweight :(
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10 years ago
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Prove it, or you know who you are.
Arandor?
Were you bullied by bigger kids at school, huh?
No, it's just that one fat guy lost my disc with a game. Since then, I've hated fat people. Even though he later gave me a few of his discs as compensation. That's the story.
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10 years ago
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Arandor?
Arandor isn't fat, quite the opposite, actually.
No, it's just that some fat bastard lost my disc with a game. Ever since then, I've hated fat people. Even though he later gave me several of his discs as compensation. That's the story of my life.
Were the games he gave you worse than the one he lost?

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Eh, Ney, I could carry you in my arms.
I think almost anyone on HeroesWorld could pick me up. The only question is who wouldn't drop dead after such an ordeal?
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10 years ago
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No, it's just that one fat guy lost my disc with a game. Ever since, I've hated fat people.

And I, when I was in school, would borrow discs and not return them. So, Heaven, it very well could have been me.
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Were the games he gave you worse than the game he messed up?
HE MESSED UP MY FAVORITE GAME! So yes, they were worse.
And when I was in school, I would borrow discs and never return them.
You're a real devil.
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10 years ago
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I'm so fat that if you draw the letter H on my back, you could land a helicopter on it.
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10 years ago
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I would land my helicopter.
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I'm so fat that for my high school yearbook, they had to take my picture from a helicopter.
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Arandor
I would land my helicopter there.
You would land your helicopter even at the Donetsk airport.
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10 years ago
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How can a skeleton gain weight?!
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10 years ago
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Magically.
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Mortulus, are you alright?

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